| Kazen |
Male human, 27 years old, 6’, 170 lbs – At first glance, he appears to be nothing more than a pizza delivery driver; broke, single, loathing his job, and in general a standard miserable disgruntled product of Generation X. But when he’s on a secret mission from the Illuminati, he gets nasty in a hurry. He loves being a spy/thug for the top secret organization, and goes about interrogations, beatings, and shootouts with gusto, even though he finds that the mission tends to run a lot more smoothly when confrontation is avoided. The plate in his leg from an old war wound is another factor that makes him think twice about rushing into a fight; the result is a cool, calculating foot soldier that not only is trained in squad tactics and firearms, but is also knows kung fu and can make a bloody mess of his opponents with his sword cane. |
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| Dazil |
Female elf – This rather attractive elf makes her living working with highly volatile chemicals, and brings that same training over with her to her second job as an Illuminati operative. While not as proficient in the ways of thuggery as Kazin, nor as good at espionage as Rizo, she does have a vast repository of knowledge of many odd subjects, from Chemistry to the Occult. She also mixes a mean Molotov cocktail, but she can be somewhat absent minded, which has led to more than a few accidents and deductions from the team’s credit pool for collateral damage. |
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| Rizo |
– Male human – Rizo appears to be another disaffected Generation X slacker that never grew out of his rebellious ways. However, Rizo is quite content with his lot in life, and honestly believes that someday his garage band, Blowhole, will someday ‘make it.’ Until that time, he’s working as a paparazzi, which in our world means that he gets paid to stalk celebrities and take photos of a questionable and often sexual nature. He has a knack for getting into places and things that he has no business being in, which helps the team greatly, because nobody else knows how to pick a lock. Rizo is also the sneakiest one of the bunch, though the others are respectable in their own right. |
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| Frankie |
Male human – Frankie is the unofficial fourth member of the team. The problem is that he can never seem to pass his field examination, and thus is not yet a full fledged Illuminatus. As such, he has no code name, which makes Kazin very nervous when Frankie is sent along with the team for yet another field exam. |
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| Bosely |
(Bows-lee)- ? – Whether there’s somebody at the other end of the line, or whether the speaker itself is sentient, there’s no denying that Bosely’s sound quality is astounding. With waveguide speaker technology ™ it can mimic full surround sound with only two speakers, and even has a built in CD player and AM/FM radio. The incredible sound of a full speaker/stereo system in a compact design that fits on your nightstand! For only $1099.95, you can have one of these groundbreaking sound systems delivered straight to your door. It may occasionally try to give you a secret mission to fulfill, or even try to plant subliminal messages while you sleep, but pay it no mind. You’re probably just hearing some wacky new radio broadcast. Honest! And just listen to the sound quality… |
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| Ghost |
Male elf – Very little is known about the mercenary elf known as Ghost, save that he calls himself Ghost, he’s an elf, and he’s a mercenary. No known pictures exist of him, which have led some to speculate that he really is a ghost. The more practical (and self-preserving) pundits say that this is nonsense, and that the reason there’s no pictures of him is because he either A), is very crafty, B) leaves no survivors in his wake, or C) both. |
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| The Crown |
The Crown is a modern day mercenary guild that specializes in kidnapping, assassination, extortion, and just about any other rude activity under the sun. In short, they are a freelance terrorist organization, and therefore they must be bad. Of course, technically the Illuminati are a terrorist organization as well, but since the Illuminati don’t really exist, there’s no worries, eh? Members of The Crown typically dress in clothing suitable for hiding their arsenals, which means they usually go around wearing trench coats, regardless of the temperature. Like any self-respecting criminal, they usually wear shades as well. They usually carry an uzi or some other type of submachine gun on their person, but they have been known to wear body armor under their coats for more difficult assignments, and usually have one or more backup weapons hidden in their coats. |
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